Finally⦠A Shortcut for Action Takers Who Want to Buy
VIP Self-Storage
Deal Roomβ’
10X Faster
If youβre serious about buying a self-storage facility but tired of overpriced broker listings, endless LoopNet searches, or feeling stuck not knowing where to start youβre in the right place.
Your First Cash-Flowing Storage
We built the VIP Self-Storage Deal Roomβ’ for action takers who want:
β Off-market storage deals handed to them on a silver platter
β A shortcut to avoid wasting 2 years hunting dead-end deals
β Help submitting offers directly to sellers
β Tools and guidance to structure creative financing the right way
β Real support from people whoβve actually closed storage deals
β A clear path to cash flow and growing your net worth
Itβs Not Just About Moneyβ¦
Itβs About Execution
This is NOT a program for people who just want to βlearn.β
This is for serious investors who:
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Want to buy their first storage facility fast
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Are willing to invest in deal-finding help instead of wasting time on junk leads
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Understand that the right deal and the right structure reduces risk and maximizes returns
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Want to avoid making costly mistakes by buying the wrong facility
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Are ready to stop talking about storage investing and actually do the thing
Why We Built the VIP Self-Storage Deal Room
Hi, weβre Bree Hartman & Stacy Rossetti.
When we started in self-storage, we were exactly where you are:
β Spending months (and sometimes years) chasing bad deals
β Trying to figure out how to underwrite facilities without solid guidance
β Watching broker deals get snatched up before we even had a chance
β Feeling like every course was just more theory, no real deals attached
We kept thinking:
βWhy isnβt there a room where REAL OFF Market Self- Storage deals happen?β
So we built it.
π Who We Are
Between us, weβre actual self-storage owners, operators, and deal-makers with:
β 15+ years in the self-storage industry
β Over $25 million [XYZ???] in closed deals
β More than 2,000 units operated nationwide
But numbers alone donβt make us different.
What does?
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We talk directly to mom-and-pop storage owners every day
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We bring you off-market deals no one else sees
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We plug every deal into our analyzer so you see the real numbers
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Weβll even submit offers on your behalf
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We help you structure creative financing so your deals close faster and safer
No gurus. No fluff. No endless theory. Just real deals and real actionβ¦
This is a NO BRAINER on a your Return on Investment.
Introducingβ¦
The VIP Self-Storage Deal Roomβ’
The only VIP self-storage program that gives you the Off Market Storage deals, helps you creatively structure the deal, the underwriting tools, the education & community and the team to help you close your FIRST OR Next Self Storage Deal so youβre not left alone or give up.
Hereβs how weβre different:
Instead of spending $10Kβ$50K on a course that leaves you still hunting for deals, why not put that investment toward:
β A seat at the table where real off-market storage deals are happening
β Tools to instantly underwrite deals and know if a deal is GOOD or Overpriced.
β Scripts to negotiate directly with sellers
β An acquisition manager who will submit offers on your behalf
β A expert team whoβll guide you all the way to closing
This is the only self-storage program that actually delivers real OFF Market Self Storage deals into your hands
So you can focus on owning, operating, cash flowing, and doubling your net worth.
Thatβs why our students are closing dealsβbecause theyβre finally in the room where storage deals happen.
How It Works
(So Simple Itβs Almost Unfair)
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STEP 1
We Find The Deals.
We talk directly with mom-and-pop storage owners. Deals you wonβt find on LoopNet or blasted to 1,000 buyers.
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STEP 2
We Underwrite Everything.
We plug each deal into our Deal Analyzer. You see only qualified opportunities.
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STEP 3
You Make ONE Decision.
Say:
βYes.β βNo.β
Or give us your offer number.
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STEP 4
You Tell Us Your Offer Price & We Submit The Offer
We handle preparing, negotiating and submitting your offer to the seller.
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STEP 5
You Buy, Cash Flow, and Grow Your Wealth.
Close your first (or next) storage facility 10X faster and start cash flowing.
This is the exact system we used to close over $25 million in self-storage deals, operating over 2,000 units between us.
β No gatekeeping brokers
β No overpriced listings
β No 2-year slog hunting for deals
We find the deals.
You make the decisions.
We help you close.
If youβre ready for real action, not guru fluff β this is your room.
π Meet Your Self-Storage Mentors
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Say Hello to
Bree Hartman
βIβm a former gym owner turned self-storage investor and CEO of Storage House and The Self-Storage School. Iβve built a portfolio of 440+ units across multiple states in less than a year. My mission is to help new investors skip the years of trial and error and close their first facility faster than they ever thought possible.β
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Say Hello to
Stacy Rossetti
βIβm a self-storage investor, educator, and owner of StorageNerds.com. Iβve closed millions in self-storage deals, specializing in creative strategies like seller finance and sub-to. My goal is to help you find the right facility, negotiate like a pro, and build serious cash flow and wealth.β
β StorageNerds.com
What You Get Inside
VIP Self-Storage Deal Roomβ’
π₯ Storage Deal Vaultβ’ - Exclusive off-market deals ready for review.
π° Creative Financing Playbooks - Templates and real-life examples for seller finance, sub-to, JVs, and more.
π Deal Analyzer 3.0 - Instantly know if a deal is worth your timeβor trash.
π― Weekly Deal Labs - Live deal breakdowns from real member submissions.
π Negotiation Scripts - Know exactly what to sayβand what NOT to sayβto storage owners.
π Funding Breakdown - How to stack capital with SBA loans, private lenders, and partners.
πLive Coaching & Support - Get unstuck fast with real answers in real time.
π©βπ» Access to The Self Storage School LIVE 6 Month Program & Community
π©βπ» Access to The Storage Nerds Toolsets & Entire Membership
Youβll Walk Away With:
β Total confidence underwriting deals in minutes
β Access to real, off-market storage leads
β The skills to negotiate directly with sellers
β Your firstβor nextβfacility under contract
β A network of operators who actually close deals
This Is NOT For You If:
π« Youβre just βdabblingβ in storage
π« Youβre cheap and only looking for free info
π« You donβt have the money or risk tolerance to close and operate a facility
π« You still believe LoopNet has hidden gems waiting for you
π« Youβre unwilling to take action and submit offers
π« Youβre not willing to take deals handed to you and do the work
Ready to Get in the Room Where Real OFF Market Self Storage Deals Happen?
Donβt waste 2 years spinning your wheels.
Join the VIP Self-Storage Deal Roomβ’ and finally get:
β The deals
β The tools
β The support
β The confidence to close your first (or next) facility
Or watch our story on YouTube to meet us and see why we built this.